Here is the voucher bill folks. LETS HAVE A LITTLE FUN WITH THIS ONE! My kids had me watch Star Wars twice this weekend.
The first point of order was intentionally implanted in the bill in order to kill the Death Star, I mean the voucher bill. Seriously, rebel forces, I mean good guy Dems., knowing the bill would make it the floor intentionally laid this bomb at the center of the bill in order to kill it.
Overruled! The rebel force will try again.
Darth Vadar, in today's parody of this metaphorical tragedy, is played by James Leinninger of San Antonio, a wealthy physician whose CEO Foundation is personally lobbying lawmakers in back rooms of the Capitol. The force runs deep with Darth Vadar because filled with hate he is able to channel the dark side and thereby is given great power.
The Force has a good side, accessed by the Jedi knights, like Obi Wan Kenobe, serving the rebel alliance. Obi Wan Kenobe is rightfully played by Scott Hochberg in today's tragedy.
(6:18 p.m.) Hochberg, I mean Obi Wan Kenobe, offers an amendment that would gut the "dark side of the force" from the bill.
The vote on the motion to table is
73 Ayes and
70 Nayes. A verification is called for by Obi Wan.
The verified vote 71 Ayes and 71 Nays.
The Speaker voted Aye and broke the tie. Obi Wans brave attempt fails.
THIS DOES NOT BODE WELL FOR THE DARK SIDE AND ITS DARK KNIGHT!
OR AS YODA WOULD SAY: "
Not much confidence - one does not have - in this one!"
The Republic has been mass producing clone armies and preparing for another clash. These clones because of their sheer numbers and blind allegiance to the leaders now connected with the dark side are a formidable force for the jedi knights.
(7:45 p.m.) Carter Casteel, playing the part of Master Yoda tries another amendment. It also strikes out the dark side of the force, "by striking vouchers or choice" languge from the bill. She reveals that she was visited by Darth Vader - "
A powerful figure." "I will not allow them to take money away from our public schools. I may not make it back. It may cost me my seat."As always she is a voice for pragmatism, a voice of common sense. A voice for an end to extremism. Hell, I am ready to vote her for governor.
Rep. Bob Griggs, playing Senator Bail Organa,(Jimmy Smitts) also a voice of common sense and reason is coming to her aid.
Rep. Sylvester Turner, playing Jedi Mace Windu,(Samuel Jackson)makes great cutting points.
FOLKS THIS IS IT. THE SPEECH THAT WILL TURN THE DEBATE. IF IT DOESN'T NOTHING WILL.Can moderate Republicans build a coalition with Democrats?
(8:40 p.m.) The vote to table the Casteel Amendment is
72 Ayes and
72 Nays.
But only with the speaker voting Aye! It FAILS!
Verification called for.
72 to 72 it fails.
(9:00 p.m.) Now for those of you who saw the movie, this is the point were Yoda and the evil Sith Lord fight it out with electrical currents forcing the other to bend to their will. Some poor member in the back of the room is getting his arm twisted. We will soon find out who it is because some members are stalling so that arms can be twisted.
I for one am thoroughly convinced this is Casteel's finest moment.
The final verified vote is 72 Ayes and 72 Ayes the Casteel Amendment fails to adopt.
The Dark Side wins this one.
It continues.
(9:25 p.m.) Jedi Geren proposes an amendment forcing those communities who refused to participate in their voucher plan, to participate. Geren amendment succeeds. Grusendorff is scrambling.
(9:36 p.m.) Jedi Geren strikes again against Grusendorff. Geren wins the motion to table 72 to 70. He wins on the amendment directly. 74 to 70.
Be prepared Rep. Dutton who we hope is on the good side of the force is making his way back to the capitol. That is a vote that may sway things one way or the other.Dramatic event: Grrusendorf tries to reschedule bill which was dying fast so that arms could be twisted. Rep. Thompson grabs the mike and shouts a point of order. This time she objects to the whole calendar. Although overruled they are in danger.
Bottom Line: Yoda and the good guys are winning! The Dark Side is running for their very lives.
(10:00 p.m.) Seven points of order by Jedi Jim Dunnam
two makes it to their target and kill the "Death Star" the horrible bill is dead! Long live Yoda and the Jedi knights!
Hope you enjoyed the humor on this very exciting bill. For those in the educational profession who think that there is no one left who cares, please note that this night a number of Texas heroes stepped forward to win the day!
Here is how the
AP called it.